No, no, no.
Huawei, this clumsy ham fisted attempt to make us want 5G so that we can pointlessly watch movies on our phones while we walk around in urban centres by using rugby metaphors just won’t do!
Rugby appeals to groups of people who can’t pronounce your brand name.
No, to really manipulate NZ into allowing another SuperPower to spy in us like America can, you need someone who can spin a narrative across a range of media.
Matthew Hooton is your man.
His previous links with the political toxicity of Cameron Slater makes him the perfect hitman who can do dirty deeds, but not dirt cheap.
Father and Son
His RNZ respectability, NZ Herald blandness and Spinoff proximity makes him the middle class suburban tumour you always mistake as benign. Left wing parents tell children that if they don’t do their chores then Matthew Hooton will come along and gerrymander the theft of their public education and healthcare.
Give him a call Huawei and get his price list.