Political Caption Competition

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TRUMP: Welcome Chairman.. 

KIM: She packed my bags last night pre-flight

TRUMP: …Kim…

KIM: Zero hour nine AM

TRUMP: …yes, Welcome, we…


TRUMP: Welcome Chairman..

KIM: She packed my bags last night pre-flight

TRUMP: …Kim…

KIM: Zero hour nine AM

TRUMP: …yes, Welcome, we…

KIM: And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then

TRUMP: …are looking forward to…

KIM: I miss the earth so much I miss my wife

TRUMP: …this great meeting of two…

KIM: It’s lonely out in space

TRUMP: …great leaders…

KIM: On such a timeless flight



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  1. Robert Atack says:

    In the 3 handshakes I saw on TV1 news last night it was
    2.5 – Kim
    .5 – Donald,
    and the media only mentioned the first ‘even’ shake. Nothing about Kim having the ‘upper’ hand in the next 2?
    Thats if any of this shit mattes

    • Cemetery Jones says:

      I’m just copy/pasting so I don’t have to remember, but here’s how I narrated it to a friend who couldn’t get to a screen as it went down:

      The Chad Trump is in his element. He controls the movement in the opening and middle phases, leading Kim by the arm, even shepherding him off the veranda into the meering room. During the sitdown photo opp, he’s comfortable af in his own skin and manspreading like the grand fuckin’ canyon. Being accustomed to the Florida heat, he’s dealing with Singapore’s humidity no sweat despite the heavy makeup and wool suit.

      The Virgin Rocketman handles the movement phase quite well, he walks first but get’s steered at every turn by Trump’s Chad body language and domineering use of space. Kim managed the hell out of the handshake, but is so used to deference that the occasion overtakes him. He is so focused on the handshake that he cedes other forms of expressive power, and gets walked off by the Chad, despite trying to lead. In the sit down photo opps, he’s still overwhelmed by the occasion, and combined with how unaccustomed he is to the Singapore heat and humidity, he’s in a brutal sweat and a submissive slump, noticeable in contrast to Trump’s Chad silverback stance.

  2. John W says:

    The US hubris is in full flow only hours after the event.

    “Trump has given away too much”. A reflection of US righteous cruelty and greed.

    The US has imposed its military and financial will on Korea for 70 years with South Korea being heavily occupied and run by US puppets over that time and North Korea still an enemy even after the US and “allies or other puppet states states such as NZ and OZ, bombed that North until hardly a two story building remained standing and a million of so Koreans slaughtered.

    After watching Libya get shafted without protection of a nuclear capability which they agreed to disband , North Korea understands more clearly how the US works.

    On top of the death. destruction , mutilation, economic reprisals and sanctions, surely the US has done enough to vent their spleen of vitriol generated in their cowardly gut because they did not take over Northern Korea as they have the South and many other countries around the world.

    US banker cannot let any country run their own banks. World domination of money is nothing less than essential for criminals running the USA. Peoples lives, their rights, resource, traditions and future hope matter nothing to the US war on everything machine, nor apparently to Corporate NZ who follow in their footsteps and control our media..

    If trump had any legitimate business with “North” Korea then it would be to step out of Korea and let Korea unite as they wish to, withdraw all sanctions, apologise and compensate for the past destruction caused and make amends for the US and “allied” 70 year war on this unfortunate country that is now successfully trying to rebuild.

    Daily and ongoing strikes and demonstrations against US presence in South Korea do not reach out news as this is hidden from NZ folk.

    The so called “concessions” given by Trump amount still continued war against this innocent state.

    The US hawks like the US public go along with political diatribe and sick making aggressive hegemony on struggling populations.

  3. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “Welcome Chairman Kim…”

    “We want a cheeseburger and fries and hold the gherkin…”

  4. countryboy says:

    This is all truly surreal.
    What next? Vladimir Putin comes ‘out’ as Valerie wearing pumps and a frock?
    Jacinda lays an egg?
    We’re all on the wrong Earth. The proper one’s just behind the moon? Been there for ages.
    Winston peters goes for the joint, shorts and jandles look?
    john key’s found serving food to the poorest in Mumbai after forsaking his wealth in favour of enlightenment?
    hekia parata gives birth to a hook nose with legs, and that is all?
    They find MH370 and everybody on board’s pissed and having a ball?
    It’s revealed that crop circles are GMO grains designed just for a giggle?
    We learn that dead people are overjoyed and will never come back, even if they could?
    A document is found that confirms, Hitler died laughing?
    Vets tell us that cats are really just weird, bitchy dogs?
    LTNZ say a rusty car shows it was made of proper steel?
    Surgeon says there’s nothing like a lung full of coal smoke to perk a person up?

  5. phillip ure says:

    corrupt despot meets nth korean leader..

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