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  1. Briefing room, Amarah air base, Basra (2 hours earlier):

    “On your feet 2nd Battalion! Now listen up! There’s going to be a ballot after inspection this morning and you’ll all pick a number from my hat. The unlucky ones get to listen to this self important little twat carping on, and the lucky ones get to patrol the Uti Triangle.”

  2. Depleted Uranium? Sure, and yes there’ll be carcinomas and hideous birth defects for a couple of billion years but that’s the price of Western democracy.

  3. “If God’s work requires the death of children I shoulder that responsibility without shame or regret”

  4. “Whadda yer reckon – should we arrest the guy in the suit now or after they’ve served the grub?”

  5. “I am fabulously rich and you are not. However I have bequeathed you the opportunity to be butchered by Daesh”

  6. “We have heard it all before mate,clear off and take your rubbish with you we have work to do clearing up the mess you made.”

    Blair “Cant go anywhere yet chaps , ive got lots of presentations to give and a heap of money to take.
    Don’t complain, you have a job fighting the wars i help create, with the dole you might feel safe but this job can make you a hero ,a dead one but at least its something.”

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