Ahhhhh – memories of the Goon Squad



One of the joys of getting older is that things you saw first time around that was madness pops up again further down the river of time and you are given a quick reminder of just how damaged NZ was.

One such moment occurred for me this week within this story…

Elite squads on guard at country’s prisons
The country’s prisons are quietly setting up elite teams of guards, sparking concerns of another “goon squad”.

According to leaked documents, Site Emergency Response Teams (SERT) will provide a rapid response to threats that could escalate into more serious incidents.

They will carry out raids looking for weapons, drugs and other contraband, including cigarettes and cellphones.

A SERT pilot began at Spring Hill Corrections Facility in Waikato in April. It was set up in response to an inquiry into a riot at the prison in 2013, which recommended the introduction of round the clock immediate response teams at “campus-style sites”.

The trial was successful and further teams are being established at three other prisons, including Auckland Men’s, Christchurch Men’s and Rimutaka. The size of each team will vary from site to site, based on the prison’s size, physical makeup and inmate population.

The Department of Corrections has revealed few details about the specialist teams until now. It only made brief reference to them in its most recent annual report. Staff are being recruited internally.

There are concerns the teams have a similar mandate to the Emergency Response Unit, dubbed the “goon squad“, which operated out of Canterbury and was disbanded in June 2000 amid complaints of bullying inmates and aggressive treatment of members.

New Zealand First MP Ron Mark pushed for a State Services Commission inquiry, which highlighted how the controversial squad was abysmally managed and became a law unto itself during its year-long reign.

On Monday, Mark said: “I hope we’re not seeing goon squad two on the back of the appalling activities of goon squad one.”

He acknowledged that the leadership at Corrections had changed significantly in the past decade and prisons needed a means of maintaining and restoring order.

…ahhhhhh – the Goon Squad. I had almost forgotten about the Goon Squad.

Let me tell you about the Goon Squad and just how damaged NZs response to prisoners had become.

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Just before the year 2000, prison authorities decided to believe that there was going to be a white supremacist uprising at the Christchurch mens prison. I know. You are thinking, ‘they believed there was going to be a white power uprising at a prison to coincide for the year 2000 – are you sure’?

Yep. That’s what they believed. So believing that a white supremacist uprising was set to occur, Corrections green lighted the creation of an over the top macho pumped up response team nicknamed the ‘Goon Squad’.

Rituals by staff members of the group included stapling their testicles to a table. Yes, you read that right, an initiation ritual was to staple your testicles to the table to show how tough one was.

I don’t remember seeing that in the PSA handbook!

One would imagine OSH would have much to say about it these days.

Don’t think this can get worse? Oh it does.

In an infamous drill at Christchurch prison where the Goon Squad marched into the prison at night using ultra aggressive and hostile tactics, they ‘accidentally’ killed a prisoner in a choke lock.

Once this all got out to the public, heads rolled and the entire program was shut down. The suggestion in the news article above is that staff who were part of the Goon Squad may be operating this one.

I’ve always felt that the abuse of power  that occurred under the Goon Squad should be made into a movie. So often our art and culture turns away from the abuses of power and social injustice unfolding before our eyes which creates a cultural blindspot to our own failings as a society.

If we don’t learn the mistakes of the past we are doomed to repeat them.



  1. many people would be quite happy for inmates to be mistreated, but the backwash of these types of “experiments” is possible “mission creep” of a most unpleasant kind

    the sight of police with tasers overseeing a peaceful demonstration at parliament recently was a reminder of the role of the state forces, the last thing we need is people exercising their freedom of expression and association being met by a goon squad “because they did not have time to store their equipment” as the IPCA said of the illegal taser deployment, if cops have the gear they will use it

  2. well I have a story of the goon squad back in the 80s in the waikeria prison where an unruly inmate who always played up the usual loud mouth stuff when inmates are bored shitless for being locked up 23hrs a day 7 dayz a week. Anyhow they used the goon squad on him for reason that baffled me with their shield and batons helmets (they could of just used the rostered screws that where on) they beat the shit out of him and dragged him down the stairs as they were going pass our cell we started yelling out and swearing to leave him alone then to our surprise they open our door and attacked us and while in the process of beating us up (we used potties for toilets then) spilled our excrement on the ground and our blankets were drenched in it and we couldn’t get a cleanup till the next day. The so called egalitarian society that most NZ live in was non- existence to us back then and still it is evident in our prisons and society today.

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