Send In The Clown

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The question that remains, then, is whether the wounds the Prime Minister inflicts on society with his austerity economics will heal faster than the wounds he inflicts on our political discourse with his embarrassing buffoonery.

543792_10151578885472359_2030120855_nMy entering into the state education system in 1989 roughly coincided with the departure of the Education Minister as leader of the Labour Party, and thus as Prime Minister. I had been a troublesome child at kindergarten, but I had no idea word had reached such a height that the Principal’s Principal had put all other work on hold in anticipation. It was pretty bleak on the 9th Floor for a decade after that. Following David Lange we had Palmer The Ill Prepared, Moore The Month-Or-Two, Bolger The Backwater and Shipley The Stern. Who could forget Jim from Te Kuiti’s cultural chameleon routine, taking on the accents of whichever foreign dignitary he happened to be speaking to? At least three sizzling eggs on the ‘How Embarrassment?’ scale every time. The first two mentioned served terms so insignificant as to barely count, and Shipley’s Bolger Backstabbery was rewarded with an imploding New Zealand First caucus and inevitable electoral defeat in her first election as party leader.

All the mediocrity, severity and facepalmery of that list feel like they were from a different time. Even as I type this, I look in disbelief at the fact that the last of them were still in office by the time I had finished 5th Form (Year 11). Sure, there are a couple of things going on here. First, I’m not getting any younger, but second – and I would argue more importantly – between then and now we were served by a Prime Minister who revered and respected the role she had been elected to play. There was plenty about the 5th Labour Government I disagreed with, slavish commitment to ‘Free Trade’ neo-liberalism and their handling of certain Maori issues in particular, and I never gave my party vote to any of the parties in it. That aside, for nine years we had our leader at home, and representative abroad, who seemed to take the job seriously.

Oh, how we took that as a given back then! My Prime Minister was smarter than me and not ashamed to show and that was great because I want the Prime Minister to be smarter than me! I sure as hell wasn’t capable of setting domestic setting agendas and foreign policy platforms so best to defer to someone qualified. This is how people choose their plumbers, their surgeons, their mechanics. They recognise the job is beyond them, and find someone who has a track record of professional practice and hire them. Somehow, for a sizable portion of the population, this logic doesn’t hold when it comes to politicians. There, they’re looking for the person best suited as a guest at a backyard barbeque. The Fall Of Helengrad was due to a multitude of factors, but the framing of the 2008 election was clear; it was Populists vs Pointy Heads, and John Key and his pack of sizzlers became the 5th National Government.

Your old mate, John Key. Off-the-cuff, self-deprecating, playing the part of One Of The Boys for photo ops and friendly media faces. The desperation to fit in – a social version of Bolger’s vernacular foibles perhaps – sees the same man mincing down the catwalk at a Rugby World Cup event that would later mock rural radio hosts for wearing “gay red shirts”. He’s the Prime Minister that brought us lusting after Liz Hurley, three way handshakes, jokes about Tuhoe cannibals and planking. He delivered one of the most painful Top Ten lists in Letterman history. What a larrikin!

Each time his fans would guffaw loudly around the hotplate, and his critics would explode with impotent rage in their online echo chambers (myself included). Meanwhile, in the Beehive, he’s been quietly dismantling the state one welfare cheque, one state owned asset, one check or balance at a time. But that doesn’t raise any eyebrows at the barbie. They’re still arguing over how hot Liz Hurley is, and if they get anywhere close to the meat of the real agenda, just tell them three generations of dope smoking dole bludgers are living in million dollar state house up in Auckland. That’ll keep them busy for a while.

That’s been the way it’s been for more than four years now. The neighbours over the fence haven’t really stepped in and told them to shut up as well as they might have, but in their defence they have written to the local paper quite a few times, only to find out that the editor they were addressing was just a stones throw away, gobbling down another one of John’s famous snags. The other day though, after a hard day, Burn Your Bridges John came to visit and called them all knuckleheads, so they might not stop by so often any more.

I don’t agree with it, but I have no problems with believers in classical convervatism, neo-liberal fiscal theology and supply side economics being represented in our Parliament by politicians who think the same way. One of the Chicago School’s greatest paradoxes is that it is a pointy headed academic project that has been adopted and advocated for ever since by the very people that deplore this kind of intellectual exceptionalism. What we are then left with is a legion of followers who know the equations, but not the proofs, and you can’t argue against the reasoning behind an idea with those who don’t know what that reasoning is or could be. There’s another side to this, too, and that’s that like any social group, Key’s fan club take their cues from their most influential member, which is him. By casting himself as a King in Court Jester’s clothing, the Prime Minister gives off pretty strong signals that politics isn’t a serious business, it’s all a bit of a laugh, and we shouldn’t take the work of our elected officials all that seriously. The smoke screen for his austerity measures thus becomes toxic, and chokes the oxygen out of what little reasoned debate we still have. I fear we’ll be trying to resuscitate long after he’s out on the Celebrity Golf Circuit.

The question that remains, then, is whether the wounds the Prime Minister inflicts on society with his austerity economics will heal faster than the wounds he inflicts on our political discourse with his embarrassing buffoonery. Neither will be easy, so the sooner the job is filled by someone who takes it seriously, the better off the people of Aotearoa will be.

2014 can’t come soon enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 Comments

  1. Groucho Marxist says:

    Jokey John Key, the Clown Prince.

    The only gravitas he knows of is the PR company in Auckland.

  2. Curious George says:

    Isn’t the NZ economy doing better than many Western economies at the moment and is growing at a faster rate than many thought it would?

    • MrSmith says:

      Well George that depends if you believe borrowing 95 million dollars a day to stay afloat is doing better than many!

    • Bliss says:

      Yes George. But not much competition. The “developing world” is doing fine and has been all through the GFC. The “developed world” hit a financial brick wall through a badly organised financial sector that became and remains too big and powerful, then all shot themselves in the foot by using the money that could have got the economies going again to bail out the bankers. Not just the banks (arguably the banks did need to be bailed out – another tine and place for arguing for the nationalisation of the financial sector) but the bankers should have been jailed, not bailed.

      So during all this we had one major financial disaster (South Canterbury Finance) and carried on producing food for export. So yes, we did do, have done quite well. Not for much longer though. Our agricultural sector is incredibly inefficient and is maxed out. No more wealth to be had there.

      Mr Smith below, I would argue for more borrowing, higher taxes and spend it on make work schemes and education south of the Bombay Hills.

      peace
      W

  3. Ovicula says:

    Anyone who talks about intellectual elitism is welcome to invite John Banks or Cameron Slater to wield the scalpel the next time they need open heart surgery.
    And the answer to George’s question is no.
    By the way, I have a real problem with neoliberal politicians who think Friedmanite economics actually works to do anything except suck income upwards. I also have a problem with those who recognise this, but support it anyway. The first lot are delusional, the second lot are my enemies. I don’t want my political enemies to be honest. I want them to be unemployed.

  4. leo findlay says:

    This Goverment has strong over tones of a big bully Government, there staff threatening a call to john key and your job gone, heaps of raids on suspected terrorist family homes in nz, ?? john keys old school buddies got the top gcsb job, imagine kim dotcom home being raided by all those men in black mask how scarey would that have been if it was your home., with hellicopters and guns, john key has a bad memory of allot of things, why does john key go red, whats the body language on that one.. Human Rights Commission says gcsb bill lacks sufficient checks against abuse of power, then told by P.M John Key pull your socks up and threaten there funding ?? VOTE AGAINST GCSB Bill Here http://www.avaaz.org/en/petition/New_Zealand_New_Spy_Legislation_Vote_Against_it/?copy