Trump hilariously chickens out of his own TACO

As tensions escalate in the Middle East, Donald Trump is claiming Iran wants to negotiate — but Tehran is flatly denying talks, exposing a widening gap between rhetoric and reality in a rapidly deteriorating geopolitical crisis.
Oh this is just priceless…
The Guardian
Trump’s sudden shift on Iran raises questions
…he is chickening out on his own TACO!!!
Conflicting narratives around US escalation
He was tricked into an illegal war with Iran by Israel and now he is thrashing around in panic because he’s screwed up so badly.
Make no mistake, illegally starting a war with Iran is the worst geopolitical blunder since America invaded Vietnam.
Strait of Hormuz tensions force strategic rethink
He tried to big balls it with a threat 48 hours ago against Iran’s energy infrastructure but was obviously told Iran would hit all the Gulf Energy Infrastructure and he has had to chicken out while lying that Iran is negotiating with him!
The fraudulent lies he’s spinning is just more evidence of how much he’s cocked this up.
Operation make Hormuz Straight again has failed and still no tankers are going through.
Is this de-escalation or strategic delay?
He’s lying and trying to buy time to get his Marines in place all before America and Israel run out of Interceptor Missiles.
This is like watching an child throw a tantrum while holding a machine gun.

Whether this is a genuine attempt at de-escalation or a scramble to regain control of a rapidly spiralling conflict, one thing is clear: the stakes in the Strait of Hormuz are far too high for political theatre to substitute for coherent strategy.





I get it. The scary creature in the image with a salad on its head is Netanyahu. If Trump had any sense he would send his bombers east of Iran and focus on the country that is doing its utmost to create chaos.
Pakistan?
Paddy we all know Israel is the problem. They are so concerned for the Iranians they are stealing land off Lebanon! How the f*ck we are putting up with these thieving a’holes running US foreign policy is beyond me. Of course Trump is ultimately responsible for being such a coward but Israel needs to pull its head in.
Wheel, we know you are in the category of educated pundits that blame Israel and the Jews for absolutely everything and obsessively want them bombed, killed etcetera. We don’t need to traverse that – your record is very clear. But it is telling that you are such an expert on the region that you think Israel lies to the East not West of Iran.
Trump: “Iran wants to make a deal, I can feel it in my bones”
Iran: “Death to America, Death to America, Death to America…”
Where’s Zelda when we need a good laugh?
I think the ‘Raptor’ is happening soon.
She’ the one in the picture.
Yep he’s looking like a bit of a numpty. On the other hand the Ayatollah ain’t looking that flash either!
Zelda is fighting for the army of the Lord over there, no doubt; launching fire and brimstone missiles!
Are we to be continually LIED to by politicians? Is this now the modus operandi going forward – lies, deception, misinformation, back-flips etc. and in the case of NZ backed up by our scandalous RW media? Shame on all you habitual liars – wash your mouths out – you know the damage you cause. Trump is in such a ‘huge hole’ that he clearly can’t get out of. Time he learnt to respect others, their views and their rights. His bumptious behaviour is appalling and while he distracts us with his “show pony” performance, our planet is fast being destroyed. Of course this War is putting a huge amount of pollutants into our atmosphere! Be so very careful what and who you vote for.