The Political Caption Competition
Where’s Wally? NZ Edition
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Political Caption Competition
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Our Wally is the only one there who has a jacket so tight you can see his shirt showing below the jacket button.
I give him a Thumbs Down for his sartorial nouse.
Only whites in those fancy costumes! Did they draw lots for the honour and no blacks put their names in? And the ‘jamies – who? I see the ladies in long nighties though. All a bit weird really.
Upstairs downstairs
Jump you fucker jump
The rats leaving the sinking ship in good order. Meanwhile the militia go off to carry out old-style impressment as the authorities are not impressed with the new ‘press gang’.
The mice that roared ?
A picture’s worth a thousand words.
Where art thou bald one
Still in his pyjamas ? Or just doesn’t care – he’s like that.
An unimaginable volume of hot air triggers fire alarm forcing attendees to leave via the nearest exit.