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  1. In fact the worst interview of 2021 was also the most revealing.

    Not only did Kris Faafoi not know what’s a workable law should look like, the Prime Minister also showed us over a decade in the very place they make laws has taught her nothing.

    Both thought a law is a whim, like an idea for a fathers day present. Then someone else somewhere writes it then everyone else has to try to work out what the hell it means. If they can!

    How the fuck do you get to be Prime Minister and not know how to make laws. That work as intended! Oh, my God!

    1. When I did Social Policy I learned how hard it was to get an intended policy into law and then administered for the right effects in the right way for the best outcomes. Humans doing stuff together – hard yakka. Some standouts are the medical profession and firefighters but, one should note, government isnt full of trained people in their job. That’s why dress code battles break out, the only thing that some of them know about is style indicating the status they wish to assume (men and women and the specials.)g

  2. I laughed at your commentary of all three of the worst TV ads. They’re absolutely 100% spot on.

    1. Bert. John Bishop who might have gone to the BP which I think (know) is his local where one of the workers told me that if the owner could get away with paying beneath the minimum wage, he would. Same guy owns several other local BP’s, and I can find out exactly which ones. During the lockdown, there would be two, perhaps one little Indian lady working the station and having to deal with the yahoos – mainly younger white males – who defied social distancing, and were dumbos. I didn’t think it was safe for those little Indian ladies.

      John could have gone to the local supermarkets, open quite late, and purchased a whole pack of sausage rolls and cooked them himself. But maybe he has been infected by the millennial “ I want it now “ syndrome, of instant gratification. He needs to watch his ticker at his age because those sausage rolls will clog his arteries up and a heart attack in the time of Covid puts another burden on the lovely gentle Filipino nurses miles away from home keeping our hospitals ticking over, to help support their fractured families, and run off their feet in a way few old men would know about.

      Those kids working the petrol stations and supermarkets often have their own long term plans, and good luck to them. I told one that one day he will look back at himself with awe and respect, at what he managed to put up with serving the rest of us.

      1. Well said Snow White. I saw John’s photo and when you have a triple chin, sausage rolls are the last thing you should be eating!

        1. This is suddenly becoming very sad. I was unaware of the writer’s many chins, and I wouldn’t judge a man on his appearance except for most of the time. It could be comfort eating.

          Every nice caring Kiwi should send John Bishop a sausage roll. Free postage if addressed to his son the MP his work address, but if the latter had any sense of filial duty, he would be buying his hungry father’s sausage rolls himself, instead of expecting the public to. He would if he were Chinese. Then again, it has to be his father’s fault if his son isn’t Chinese – I do prefer to leave mothers out of all this – so I think we should drop the whole subject, in a few years.

          There could be many National MP’s parents wandering the streets looking for sausage rolls. Ruthless bastards.

          1. Snow White I think you have caught the spirit of the nation! Please give it a wipe down, especially its grubby hands, and release it where it will do the most good. Thanking you in anticipation.

          2. Greywarbler. Yesterday I started rereading Nicky Hager ‘s outstanding, “The Hollow Men”. I find that I no longer have the stomach for it.

          3. Shouldn’t try so soon after Christmas feast. Go for it later in more astringent times when you’re back into normality.

  3. Bishop made a complete dick of himself if he wasn’t already aware that he is a dick.

    Assange, OMG that poor bugger will never ever be the same. What a farce the entire trial was. And I was surprised that the petition has only 100,000 signatures on it, this is a world wide petition, an AVAAZ one. There are about 4 others with diddlysquat numbers on them.

    And of course I read in the paper this week that Dotcom can now be extradited, and given that it is over to Chris Faafoi well why would anyone have any hope they he wouldn’t be extradited
    WE MUST BOW TO OUR MASTERS
    I am not personally a big fan of Dotcom, the uber rich guy, but I am a big fan of proper law and not doing what the yanks want every dam time.

  4. I note that the demonic breast screening ad has been pulled, so I guess there are a whole heap of people (myself included) who agree with you about it.

    Merry Xmas Bomber. Have a great holiday

  5. Great column Martyn. The only thing I think is missing is Gordon Campbell in the Best Must Reads category. He tends to fly under the radar but is columns on Scoop are always based on a strong understanding of the subject he is talking about, very perceptive, and very accurate.

  6. Judith on Dr Wiles looks like female jealousy. Teenage girls can be bitches that way. That’s one of the reasons I preferred working with adolescent boys.

    Thomas Coughlan is a very perceptive chappie. He tried to get my name when interviewing me about Labour’s proposed tax changes. I said, “ Would believe me if I said ‘ Bill English’ ?” He replied, “ No.” I thought that showed he clearly knows his stuff. He’s also rather nice.

  7. Shame you didn’t do the best commercial of 2021 in the awards

    Has to be the one-legged guy picking the three-legged dog.

    Tugs at the heartstrings, gets you nodding and smiling, makes you reach into your wallet to donate to the SPCA

    And then…

    You find out it’s for fucking Trust Power

    1. you obviously haven’t done enough “to wear the chursee”. Either that or some sort of gator has got your thinking parts

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