TDB Political Caption Competition

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1. I AM the TPPA~~The Ponytail Pulling Arse~~

2. “I promise not to pull any long pokey outy bits today?”

   J keys only standing promise to date.

3. These people really think I am funny but then within minutes they booed my off the stage. I’ll just blame it on the Green Party and those few idiot protesters. I really am a funny and good guy, really I am.

4. “This is all Labour’s fault! Where’s Steven when you need him?”

5. I AM A PRIZE PRICK AS YOUR PRIME MINISTER, SO LOVE ME AS I AM YOU LOOSERS.

6. I just better let you all know, that if anyone, points anything at me, i’m gonna pull it….

7. Hey, c’mon, it’s cerise, I got it specially – Ok, so Bronagh got it for me because she has a better gay eye for colour so don’t hate on me – we look the same. I thought you poofs were all gay and fun and party party but you’re being such bitches. After I bought a new tie for Waitangi Day it’s all getting too much.

8. Oh no, they are making it quite hard for me to work for the interests of the USA and the corporates. How gay is that!

9. if any of you bitches, point anything at me, i’m gonna pull it. OH and I like shafting people straight, gay, pink or purple .

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