satire

Hobson’s Pledge sounds like an initiation ritual for the KKK

Hipster cop with a taser – I can chill on my Instagram and fry protestors

Your two candidates for President are darkling shadow beings of self interest from another dimension

Wait till I get my hands around your throat you war criminal cracker

NBR has the diversity of whaleoil

“So the children come down this slide straight into the grinder? Marvellous”

National’s latest solution for the Auckland Housing Crisis – Edible houses. “It keeps them warm and fed”, chirps Minister Paula Bennett.