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Never a truer word said!
“In case you didn’t notice, I stood as an Independent candidate for Mayor of Auckland – not aligned to any political party.”
“There is a very big job to be done and with my extensive experience, I know how to get it done. I am not just a pretty face you know.”
“However, the door has been left ajar for a possible return of Mike Lee and Christine Fletcher if the Council Controlled Organisation, Auckland Transport, get ‘out of line’.”
‘ARRK’! ‘ARRK’! ‘More with less, more with less.’ ‘ARRK, ARRK.’