satire

“Shhhh, focus on nasty old Donald Trump and his sexism, it’ll make the realisation I’m bought and paid for by Wall Street that much more fun once I’m elected”

We’ve taken all the tears your student debt created Phil and forged a beautiful gold plate out of them.

I will feast on these ones first, put them both in the microwave.

He said WHAT?

Hands up who reads The Spinoff?

Monster’s Ball

Shut up woman, I’m explaining how I’m a feminist