satire

Australia media startled by flightless Kiwi

This will be the new National Party Uniform when I take over

With this tiny little box I’ll be able to spy on everyone. Can you believe I use Jihadi Brides as a way to con NZers into this?

If this doesn’t work, and you lose, I’m divorcing your arse

Should I stay or should I go?

Two sexist sleaze bags walk into an election

Jonathan I’m going to call you Dr Croak ok? What’s in your throat mate? I haven’t heard a sound like that since I told Murray McCully to hide that Saudi sheep bribe

How to damage a brand for ever

Get my good side