satire

ACT Party social media campaign gets bitchy 

National’s new KiwiBuild plan considered more underwhelming than Labour’s.

All fireworks are private, they are the property of the person. Taking my fireworks is State sanctioned thuggery. It’s as fascist as torture, hangings & taxation. Public fireworks are communist. Public TV is communist. YOU, YOU JACK, YOU ARE A COMMUNIST!

People who have the basic personality skills to actually have consensual sex however do not recommend this book.

KING’S COLLEGE TUCK SHOP MENU:

MAINS:
Steamed Rhinos in white wine – $120
Whole grilled Gorilla with jerk gravy – $175
Blue Whale Sushi – $230

DESSERT: Eton Mess taken from the mouths of working class children – $45

When your ego is so huge it leaves the body and makes itself a t-shirt

Who knew Gerry Brownlee was such a beer pong expert?