satire

I proudly know NOTHING about rugby but I wanted that guy who does the breakdancing to be the All Blacks coach

Spot the difference: One is an arsehole and the other is Shane Jones 

Trevor’s diet produced incredible results. 

Nativity scene under Trump

42 joints per day keeps the Paula Bennett away.

One of these three is being touched inappropriately by Donald Trump while this photo is being taken. Guess which one. 

Zip it sweetie. 

“So, the Trust loans money to NZ First because it loves NZ First, and it’s totally legal. Why would anyone make love illegal?” 

I’m not sure Young Labour should be promoting themselves as ‘Party Animals’ after the Summer School Booze Sex ‘Assault’ Festival. How about ‘Young Labour 2020 – Chaste Vanilla’, or ‘Young Labour 2020 – Home by 8pm with Chaperones present at all times’ or ‘Young Labour 2020 – Always triggered’?

I love you Dad