satire

This Nikki Kaye’s cat.

It is shaved.

You can think it, but you aren’t allowed to say it.

National Party Social Media team out do themselves 

Spot the difference 

1984 today

Famous Chinese Bridges 

Orange Hawk Down. 

Geez boys, I’m exhausted from forcing handshakes and all the chilled Hawaiian cocktails, mind if I take a breather while you all stand around?  

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and Hawaii’s gone
All my coal, fetish sell-out dreams, a monstrosity

Hey Sport, know where I can get any good Hawaiian shirts around here? What’s wrong with you, is your wrist too broken to shake my hand?