satire

GRANT: “Winston calm down, you don’t even have to look him in the eyes” WINSTON: “And Marama, I can ignore…

National’s ‘red tape regulation bonfire’ gets out of control and accidentally burns Paul Goldsmith’s house to the ground – forced to sleep on David Seymour’s couch

A blonde Mike Hosking shouts at nurses stopping his death cult capitalism from living feee.

Hands up who who wants to allow China to keep stealing our water in return for 3 jobs

Name the above: A murder of crows, a Parliament of Owls or A Caucus of Arseholes 

I’ve got a surprise for you behind my back. Can you guess what it is?

I’ll give you a clue, ‘Fried Pork’.

I’m going to stick the knife in his back.

No I’m going to stick the knife in his back.

Will someone just stick the knife in his back.

This isn’t the National Party Caucus in the age of social distancing, someone farted and no one will own it.

When you deeply wish the person you are staring daggers at would perish in a thousand hells.