satire

Judith called herself the winner in last nights debate.

National Party Campaign Launch 

The most frightened dog in the Southern Hemisphere. 

Phil Goff’s solution seemed underwhelming.  

Well, let’s start by asking why you are wearing a cushion cover.

ACT Party climate policy.

Look, it could be worse. We could be the type of party where dickheads get us tattooed on their legs.

The worst $350 you are ever going to spend in your life. 

This is what happens when Public Education fails. 

There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the joker to the thief.