satire

If Sleeping Beauty was an insomniac. 

Working class people who smoke cannabis can go fuck themselves, but the precious wee middle class kids who gobble down the Party Pills must come home safe, especially seeing as they can’t afford to buy a house!

Labour-Green Climate Emergency Declaration.

JACINDA – Here are the two empty baubles we’ve given the Greens that will inoculate any real criticism from them…

James Shaw wants to ban Ties in Parliament because Ties represent the Heteronormative white cis male noose of patriarchy

The most confused K-pop band on Earth. 

Hi, we are the new Labour Government. Our first move was to support a racist drug law, tell beneficiaries to go fuck themselves this Christmas and helping property speculators price the entire country out of owning a home. How you like dem apples?

Billy TK, Jami Lee Ross & Peter Goodfellow own the Libtards by warning everyone that Jacinda’s Scarlet Socialist Guard will take over Parliament – AND IT HAPPENED!

Dear Jesus, it’s me, Judy Collins, current leader of the National Party, the Party that’s on the up and up…