satire

Mark Mitchell had seen many horrors while working as a mercenary in Iraq, but nothing compared him to the pain that would be sharing a taxi with Simeon Brown. The dead sad look in Mark’s eyes says it all. 

Police 10-7 gets sexy.

The 4 pictures Fox News will spend most of 2021 on. 

The Vatican’s soccer team was strong on theology, not so good at scoring.

New Zealand’s wettest political fart shouts at the storm.

Jami Lee-Ross’s new anti-vaxx book for children was considered a step too far.

Best humble brag 2021.

The new Mike Hosking Lego figure comes complete with misplaced ego and sense of entitlement. Glow in the dark right wing opinions included.  

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Th only thing Rawiri Waititi hates more than the Colonisers noose is the Settlers elixir!