Political Caption Competition
The Greatest orator to ever come out of Botany

The Greatest orator to ever come out of Botany

Forgetting your own Cabinet is awkward. Doing it twice? That’s something else entirely.

Over 100 children are dead. The PM still “has no view”. If that doesn’t chill you, it should.

Amanda Luxon thinks voters are missing the “full story” on Christopher Luxon. Nah. The country’s seen enough already — and that’s exactly the problem.

If Australian SAS are already in the region, the question isn’t if — it’s whether New Zealand is next. And Luxon isn’t answering.

From the heart of Auckland, the message was blunt: If New Zealand won’t speak out, what exactly does it stand for?

This wasn’t a reset. It was a move to hold the numbers — and hold off what comes next.

When strategy meets crisis… you already know the advice is going to be questionable. Caption it.

The Government says LNG must “stack up” — but won’t show the maths. Meanwhile, cheaper renewable options are sitting right there.

National in the 20s. Labour ahead. TOP rising. This isn’t just a bad poll — it’s a warning the election could break wide open.