Political Caption Competition


The latest 1News Verian poll confirms what many on the Left feared: the Right bloc remains competitive and within striking…

As Winston Peters targets the Māori electorates, fractured protest unity may weaken resistance. Is Aotearoa facing a majoritarian reset?
Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
“I can honestly give you a categorical ‘maybe’…”
“Look, not only do I mean what I say but I also mean what I don’t say, and you can’t get clearer than that…”
Forests check. Oceans check. What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests check
Oceans check
What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests. Check
Oceans. Check
What next is on my environmental hit list?
How many Bridges did I promise
“Now where did I put my Curriculum Vitae ?
I wasn’t expecting to need it so soon.”
A bridge too far.
“NOW HOW CAN I SAVE OUR REGIONAL RAIL AFTER THIS, MAYBE SOME EXTRA CASH FOR THEM TOO WILL SHUT WINSTON UP BANTERING ABOUT RUNNING IT DOWN TOO” ?
Is my spin working or do I need to try another line
Thinking up another porkie to tell no doubt.