Political Caption Competition


‘It’s biblical’: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
“I can honestly give you a categorical ‘maybe’…”
“Look, not only do I mean what I say but I also mean what I don’t say, and you can’t get clearer than that…”
Forests check. Oceans check. What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests check
Oceans check
What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests. Check
Oceans. Check
What next is on my environmental hit list?
How many Bridges did I promise
“Now where did I put my Curriculum Vitae ?
I wasn’t expecting to need it so soon.”
A bridge too far.
“NOW HOW CAN I SAVE OUR REGIONAL RAIL AFTER THIS, MAYBE SOME EXTRA CASH FOR THEM TOO WILL SHUT WINSTON UP BANTERING ABOUT RUNNING IT DOWN TOO” ?
Is my spin working or do I need to try another line
Thinking up another porkie to tell no doubt.