Political Caption Competition

Does Patrick Gower ever sob into the mirror when he considers what he’s become on a lite entertainment 7pm news show with all the intellectual curiosity of the Edge Breakfast Show?

Does Patrick Gower ever sob into the mirror when he considers what he’s become on a lite entertainment 7pm news show with all the intellectual curiosity of the Edge Breakfast Show?

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
Behold! The answer to all our problems. Soylent Blue…
Captain: “Television free household are trending in NZ’s post investigative journalist landscape.”
Captain: “Gargamel caught juicing Smurfs again.”