Political Caption Competition

Why does God hate me so much to make me work for this fucking moron?

Why does God hate me so much to make me work for this fucking moron?

‘It’s biblical’: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Pompeo: “Fuck! The orange retard has cancelled our invasion of Iran again.”
Bolton: “Patience fatboy! We’ll get our war just as soon as Mueller proves he’s Putin’s personal voodoo doll and he realises he’s about to be impeached.”
Don’t mention the walrus. Don’t mention the walrus. Don’t mention the walrus…