Political Caption Competition


The latest 1News Verian poll confirms what many on the Left feared: the Right bloc remains competitive and within striking…

As Winston Peters targets the Māori electorates, fractured protest unity may weaken resistance. Is Aotearoa facing a majoritarian reset?
Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
What magic has this witch performed now on the poor unsuspecting victim, to make him almost unrecognizable? Dark, very dark arts indeed!
“…by the way, we will be using your house as emergency accommodation for the homeless. By National, ACT, United Future and Maori Party calculations, every 2 bedroom State House can accommodate 12 inhabitants, every 3 bedroom house 18 etc. If we count the garages, that’s another 5 per state house. We’ll pull the same trick and Christchurch schools – double bunking.
We’ll have this housing
crisishiccough, sorted by lunchtime.”A puppet manipulates a puppet
“Crisis? What housing crisis?”
Paula Bennett experiments with hooding the homeless to make them faceless and disappear.
“Paula, you can share my space, when you lose your portfolios – that would be a Public Private Partnership (PPP), so to speak!”
Come on, smile for the camera, come on cheesy chesse,. Alright have it your way “BLANK HIS FACE OUT”
The no housing crisis (sweetie) face.
Can I walk you to your burial plot now?