Political Caption Competition

This is how I make my half baked ideas so quickly

‘It’s biblical’: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

The growing influence of billionaire Jim Grenon over New Zealand media raises urgent questions about democracy, editorial independence and the role of culture war politics.

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

New policing powers allowing surveillance and intelligence gathering raise urgent concerns about children’s rights, privacy and unchecked police authority in New Zealand.
What’s that Kate…yeah nah, not much on the telly tonight.
Woz heaps better when I woz onnit, eh?
Fried brains are a excellent food source — but when they got in there – the cranium was bare……
Microwave Idle…
‘my dick is caught in my zipper’…
‘i just microwaved my hair’..
‘ya hafta hold yer mouth just like this – to get a good sneer going’..
‘i miss the certainties of the key years..y’know..!’
‘john key once ‘had’ me in this room – just as i was microwaving just like this’
‘i’m just heating up my roundtable-soup – it’s salted with the tears of poor children’..
‘my empathy got microwaved – it isn’t my fault..!’
‘mama told me not to stick my head in there – i didn’t listen..’
Ping !
“There’s really no need for hunger in the world…”