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  1. Free to a good home: Two used politicians, poorly trained and somewhat soiled. Herpetological experience recommended.

  2. “John has his party tricks. But I am the creative one – just take a close look at the Bill English Budget 2016.”

  3. Move over a bit will you John. I can’t get my short-guy swagger in to action jammed over here like this.

  4. Tweedledum and Tweedledee
    Agreed to have a battle;
    For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
    Had spoiled his nice new rattle.

    Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
    As black as a tar-barrel;
    Which frightened both the heroes so,
    They quite forgot their quarrel.

  5. Stop starching your balls Bill, have you got crabs’?

    Who sat is your chair to give them to you?