Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Free to a good home: Two used politicians, poorly trained and somewhat soiled. Herpetological experience recommended.
“John has his party tricks. But I am the creative one – just take a close look at the Bill English Budget 2016.”
Move over a bit will you John. I can’t get my short-guy swagger in to action jammed over here like this.
Blinglish to FJK …. ” please John, remove your hand from my jewels!”
English tests a bore…
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
As black as a tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.
Stop starching your balls Bill, have you got crabs’?
Who sat is your chair to give them to you?
chalk and cheese–SLIME AND SLEASE.
John i know you like pony tails but, could you take your hand out of my pocket……
“Smile Bill you are on candid camera…
“What and look like you…get a life JK, oh and by the way you’ve got gravy stains on your tie!