Political Caption Competition

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

Based on current polling I think there are 4 possible outcomes in the 2026 Election. OUTCOME 1 – National/NZF/ACT Government…

Winston Peters announcement to hold a referendum to wipe out the Māori electorates is another massive political headache for Prime…

The extraordinary disconnection between the Government’s anti-environment agenda and the consequences of extreme climate events is a yawning chasm of…

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land Sanction Israel Gaza‘s growing…
So how long is she over due now Winston. Hmmm mickies little hand is on the……………………
peters:’ i was given this flash new watch by the racing industry – as a thank-you’..
jones:’they owe you a lot,,winston;…
peters: ‘in one minute i am going to be prime minister’..
jones: ‘you’re a great man winston – and i’m right behind you’..
peters:’yes – i know you are’
peters: ‘aren’t you due to blowhard again..?’
jones: i’m ready’…
“Now, we need to get this right, no shocks – how long between pains, did she say?”
“Ah yes, the baby sweepstakes. What time did you choose Winnie?”
“No not that Jonesy. I’m checking to see when the next bombshell is due…”
“What time is it according to the Doomsday Clock, Winston?”
“Ahhh let’s see…….. 2 minutes to midnight. Should be just enough time to play at being Prime Minister again.”