Political Caption Competition

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

This years King’s Honours is more corrupt than ever before. Not only has ZB Hate Troll Barry Soper been given…

I’m rolling my eyes so hard they are staring into the back of my skull… ‘Wellington created a monster’: What…

Gleichschaltung is an interesting German word meaning synchronisation or coordination. In the context of German history it was used to…

How many times do Erica Stanford and the government have to make a mockery of the education system before people…

Save the Children is concerned for the welfare of New Zealand’s lowest income families, with Budget 2026 offering little additional…

Greenpeace is lamenting the paucity of solutions in Budget 2026 to the climate, biodiversity and fuel price crises. “We’re facing…
So how long is she over due now Winston. Hmmm mickies little hand is on the……………………
peters:’ i was given this flash new watch by the racing industry – as a thank-you’..
jones:’they owe you a lot,,winston;…
peters: ‘in one minute i am going to be prime minister’..
jones: ‘you’re a great man winston – and i’m right behind you’..
peters:’yes – i know you are’
peters: ‘aren’t you due to blowhard again..?’
jones: i’m ready’…
“Now, we need to get this right, no shocks – how long between pains, did she say?”
“Ah yes, the baby sweepstakes. What time did you choose Winnie?”
“No not that Jonesy. I’m checking to see when the next bombshell is due…”
“What time is it according to the Doomsday Clock, Winston?”
“Ahhh let’s see…….. 2 minutes to midnight. Should be just enough time to play at being Prime Minister again.”