Political Caption Competition

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

World leaders pay tribute to victims as Israel marks three years since 7 October attack by Hamas – as it…

Wow, the National Party think they’ve won the election, once again, through using fear as a means of attracting votes. …

On 23 September, China’s leader Xi Jin Ping arrived in the US for a state visit, his first since 2015….

Jesus wept… Was former South Canterbury resident Raymond Horsch a serial killer? FBI tears apart US ‘house of horrors’ Fresh…

Kia ora koutou. Look, I’ll be straight with you. National’s plan to randomly drug test people on Jobseeker isn’t welfare…
The ease with which you are all manipulated but the Taxpayers’ Union after Nicky’s devastating expose on their toxic influence…
So how long is she over due now Winston. Hmmm mickies little hand is on the……………………
peters:’ i was given this flash new watch by the racing industry – as a thank-you’..
jones:’they owe you a lot,,winston;…
peters: ‘in one minute i am going to be prime minister’..
jones: ‘you’re a great man winston – and i’m right behind you’..
peters:’yes – i know you are’
peters: ‘aren’t you due to blowhard again..?’
jones: i’m ready’…
“Now, we need to get this right, no shocks – how long between pains, did she say?”
“Ah yes, the baby sweepstakes. What time did you choose Winnie?”
“No not that Jonesy. I’m checking to see when the next bombshell is due…”
“What time is it according to the Doomsday Clock, Winston?”
“Ahhh let’s see…….. 2 minutes to midnight. Should be just enough time to play at being Prime Minister again.”