Political Caption Competition

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
So how long is she over due now Winston. Hmmm mickies little hand is on the……………………
peters:’ i was given this flash new watch by the racing industry – as a thank-you’..
jones:’they owe you a lot,,winston;…
peters: ‘in one minute i am going to be prime minister’..
jones: ‘you’re a great man winston – and i’m right behind you’..
peters:’yes – i know you are’
peters: ‘aren’t you due to blowhard again..?’
jones: i’m ready’…
“Now, we need to get this right, no shocks – how long between pains, did she say?”
“Ah yes, the baby sweepstakes. What time did you choose Winnie?”
“No not that Jonesy. I’m checking to see when the next bombshell is due…”
“What time is it according to the Doomsday Clock, Winston?”
“Ahhh let’s see…….. 2 minutes to midnight. Should be just enough time to play at being Prime Minister again.”