Political Caption Competition

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

‘Some would stop at nothing to prevent it’ – homosexual law reform 40 years on The Homosexual Law Reform Bill,…

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Graham Platner officially withdraws candidacy for US Senate in Maine Paperwork ends Democratic campaign laden with scandals, including most recently…

Oh here we go, It’s election time, so here comes the Taxpayers’ Union and ACT Party self-manufactured fragile snowflake war…

Trump’s European allies add distance on Iran following testy NATO summit President Donald Trump left the NATO summit in Turkey…

The de-banking of the Canary is a warning. If they can silence us, they can silence anyone. Without a bank…
So how long is she over due now Winston. Hmmm mickies little hand is on the……………………
peters:’ i was given this flash new watch by the racing industry – as a thank-you’..
jones:’they owe you a lot,,winston;…
peters: ‘in one minute i am going to be prime minister’..
jones: ‘you’re a great man winston – and i’m right behind you’..
peters:’yes – i know you are’
peters: ‘aren’t you due to blowhard again..?’
jones: i’m ready’…
“Now, we need to get this right, no shocks – how long between pains, did she say?”
“Ah yes, the baby sweepstakes. What time did you choose Winnie?”
“No not that Jonesy. I’m checking to see when the next bombshell is due…”
“What time is it according to the Doomsday Clock, Winston?”
“Ahhh let’s see…….. 2 minutes to midnight. Should be just enough time to play at being Prime Minister again.”