Political Caption Competition

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

What time do you want me to start attacking Air NZ, Fonterra and Public Servants again? She’s not back for 6 weeks right?

Sweet Jesus yes, there is a God! The Green’s Tax Policy is everything the Left has been begging for… –…

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Comrades, tickets are running out fast for the Keith Locke Memorial debate on Free Speech! It’s on Thursday next week,…
So how long is she over due now Winston. Hmmm mickies little hand is on the……………………
peters:’ i was given this flash new watch by the racing industry – as a thank-you’..
jones:’they owe you a lot,,winston;…
peters: ‘in one minute i am going to be prime minister’..
jones: ‘you’re a great man winston – and i’m right behind you’..
peters:’yes – i know you are’
peters: ‘aren’t you due to blowhard again..?’
jones: i’m ready’…
“Now, we need to get this right, no shocks – how long between pains, did she say?”
“Ah yes, the baby sweepstakes. What time did you choose Winnie?”
“No not that Jonesy. I’m checking to see when the next bombshell is due…”
“What time is it according to the Doomsday Clock, Winston?”
“Ahhh let’s see…….. 2 minutes to midnight. Should be just enough time to play at being Prime Minister again.”