Political Caption Competition

The Lady’s not for burning

Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
Long suffering handbag face alien to #10 door face alien…
‘Whatever happens, DO NOT let her in! Before you know it there will be another botulism scare…quicker than you can say cup-o-tea on the way to the airport with a slab of Oravida swamp kauri!”
#10, with a golden grin, winks in knowing acceptance.
‘Wattle’ spotted on tax funded tourist at No10!
Richard Fish, head of Cage & Fish legal firm on the Ali McBeal show, rumoured to be creeping around hoping for a quick twiddle.
Just a wannabe…
A terrifying reality is about to emerge, New Zealand’s very own Thatcher…
New Zealand’s ‘Minister for Oravida’ visits Number 10 Downing St on behalf of Chinese business interests (funded by the NZ taxpayer of course).
Day and Night
Daddy is very proud of your Tiny feet Darling – and your tiny tiny head. He says all RNZ and Chanel =Three are rooting for you Night and Day Darling.
Keep your watisname up. A Ho Ho A hau
The Necromantic potion that Judith used, that had her consume the rotting corpse of Margaret Thatcher, went nicely with Fava beans and a glass of Chianti.
Larry the Pussy cat is feeling a little uncomfortable, there are bad vibes emanating from behind him. Larry be afraid be very afraid.