Political Caption Competition

The Lady’s not for burning

The latest 1News Verian poll confirms what many on the Left feared: the Right bloc remains competitive and within striking…

As Winston Peters targets the Māori electorates, fractured protest unity may weaken resistance. Is Aotearoa facing a majoritarian reset?
Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
Long suffering handbag face alien to #10 door face alien…
‘Whatever happens, DO NOT let her in! Before you know it there will be another botulism scare…quicker than you can say cup-o-tea on the way to the airport with a slab of Oravida swamp kauri!”
#10, with a golden grin, winks in knowing acceptance.
‘Wattle’ spotted on tax funded tourist at No10!
Richard Fish, head of Cage & Fish legal firm on the Ali McBeal show, rumoured to be creeping around hoping for a quick twiddle.
Just a wannabe…
A terrifying reality is about to emerge, New Zealand’s very own Thatcher…
New Zealand’s ‘Minister for Oravida’ visits Number 10 Downing St on behalf of Chinese business interests (funded by the NZ taxpayer of course).
Day and Night
Daddy is very proud of your Tiny feet Darling – and your tiny tiny head. He says all RNZ and Chanel =Three are rooting for you Night and Day Darling.
Keep your watisname up. A Ho Ho A hau
The Necromantic potion that Judith used, that had her consume the rotting corpse of Margaret Thatcher, went nicely with Fava beans and a glass of Chianti.
Larry the Pussy cat is feeling a little uncomfortable, there are bad vibes emanating from behind him. Larry be afraid be very afraid.