Political Caption Competition

New Zealand and No Zealand

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Judeath Collins: Oh how i would like to nobble our horsey friend !!!
Zeal or No Zeal
For passion and ardent interest in pursuit of a vision of greater social justice in a more egalitatian future, in this land of Zeal, Jacinda is the Real Deal.
Harsh conditions imposed upon all but an extreme right wing elite, from which it will impossible to heal, as Judith is carried forth – without driver at the wheel – is No Deal.
Most wicked witch Judith goes to her mirror each day and asks “mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?”
Every day the mirror replies “why beautiful Jacinda is, you scraggy old haggard nut crusher!”
Queen of our heart on left verses Queen of the orient/china in’c on right.
NZ Triad boss wants political power…