Political Caption Competition

Despite reports showing that we failed NZ in every possible measurement, here I am being so condescending as to hand Phil Twyford a fucking toy tool kit for him to build his houses with. The fact I can do this and get away with it is a reminder of just how gutless our mainstream media really are. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha







“DIY Facelift Kits need to be banned” demands unfortunate disfigured casualty.
This is what I will be sharpening my knife on … all ready to plunge into Bill’s back.
“Yes Kate. I would describe them as tools…”
My Cheque from Oravida was late this month so I’ll have to cut back on my dining out…
Collins hopes to repair the National Party in time for Christmas…
“And this is what Oravida uses to turn their swamp kauri trunks into ‘table-tops’ before they export them to China.”