Political Caption Competition

14 Comments

1. What’s this Aussie flag doing here?

2. Now cussion, enough about me, lets talk about you.
   What do you think of me?

3. India…where is India…has it been sold to Panama?

4. Why am I going to Peru this week?

   I need to find another safe place to hide!

5. Forlorn dear leader awaits Whitney in Koru lounge.

6. Humming under breath:

   Gonna take ya higher…

7. John Key and his conscience, side by side in repose

8. “Shit, this foreign trust stuff is getting uncomfortable! What’ll I do to get this crap off my back?”

   “Aha, got it! I’ll do another ZB interview with my favourite sycophant, Hosking. That should do the trick. And while I’m there, I’ll roll out that old chestnut about Nicky Hager being “a screaming left-wing conspiracy theorist”. Problem solved!”

9. When nobody wants to know ya’ on Planet Key.

   “That’s weird. He said he was popping out for a curry……..three hours ago”

10. hmmm these panama papers are starting get to me a bit, oh mighty dollar what i’d give for a ponytail right now hmmmm….

11. Hmmm, I wonder if I should teach President Zuma how to count, using all my future TPPA gains….

12. I’m just waiting for my integrity …

13. Flags? Yeah, nah. I’m pretty relaxed about that.

14. “I wonder if they cater for ponytail fetishists here?”

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