Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
“I wonder if they cater for ponytail fetishists here?”
Flags? Yeah, nah. I’m pretty relaxed about that.
I’m just waiting for my integrity …
Hmmm, I wonder if I should teach President Zuma how to count, using all my future TPPA gains….
hmmm these panama papers are starting get to me a bit, oh mighty dollar what i’d give for a ponytail right now hmmmm….
When nobody wants to know ya’ on Planet Key.
“That’s weird. He said he was popping out for a curry……..three hours ago”
“Shit, this foreign trust stuff is getting uncomfortable! What’ll I do to get this crap off my back?”
“Aha, got it! I’ll do another ZB interview with my favourite sycophant, Hosking. That should do the trick. And while I’m there, I’ll roll out that old chestnut about Nicky Hager being “a screaming left-wing conspiracy theorist”. Problem solved!”
John Key and his conscience, side by side in repose
Humming under breath:
Gonna take ya higher…
Forlorn dear leader awaits Whitney in Koru lounge.
Why am I going to Peru this week?
I need to find another safe place to hide!
India…where is India…has it been sold to Panama?
Now cussion, enough about me, lets talk about you.
What do you think of me?
What’s this Aussie flag doing here?