Political Caption Competition

Ummm, can you count Chippy?
No, Jacinda, I can’t count.
Grant, what about you, can you count?
Well, it’s not really my thing Jacinda.
Okay, is there anyone in the Caucus who can count?

Ummm, can you count Chippy?
No, Jacinda, I can’t count.
Grant, what about you, can you count?
Well, it’s not really my thing Jacinda.
Okay, is there anyone in the Caucus who can count?

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We know Bill English can count.
He leads a mob who know ‘the price of everything and the value of nothing.’
When I said, “Let’s have a quick whip round.” What were you thinking?
“So we’ve got them down to three Johnny Walkers Black Label, some new batteries for Joyce and thirteen cream buns for Billy Bunter… er Jerry Brownlee..”
“They’ll only accept cigarettes or cell phones in here…”