Political Caption Competition

Ummm, can you count Chippy?
No, Jacinda, I can’t count.
Grant, what about you, can you count?
Well, it’s not really my thing Jacinda.
Okay, is there anyone in the Caucus who can count?

Ummm, can you count Chippy?
No, Jacinda, I can’t count.
Grant, what about you, can you count?
Well, it’s not really my thing Jacinda.
Okay, is there anyone in the Caucus who can count?

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…


Never forget that for most of his press conference, the Prime Minister was justifying carpet bombing for Christ
“They’ll only accept cigarettes or cell phones in here…”
“So we’ve got them down to three Johnny Walkers Black Label, some new batteries for Joyce and thirteen cream buns for Billy Bunter… er Jerry Brownlee..”
When I said, “Let’s have a quick whip round.” What were you thinking?
We know Bill English can count.
He leads a mob who know ‘the price of everything and the value of nothing.’