Political Caption Competition

Nick Smith shitting into a glass of water is the least offensive thing about the National Party

Nick Smith shitting into a glass of water is the least offensive thing about the National Party

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

TVNZ Polls are seen as the sensible and most boring of the polling in NZ, for them to be showing…

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
The minister contributes squat to New Zealand…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
All we need now is one of Billshit English pissing on the beneficiaries and the working poor , – we could label it ‘ The Trickle Down Effect ‘ .
Neo liberals , eh ?… Geez what a bunch of willy wankers, all of them.
“The voters are going to bugger you in two weeks anyway Bill. I might as well go first.”
Nick Smith always takes Amy Adams from behind so he doesn’t have to see her ugly face.
Now is the glass half empty, or is the glass half full – of bulls#^¥.
Either way the remainder is just hot air.
Smith indicates movement on policy.
Bloody good ‘pig on a stick’