Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
mr and mrs dipton showing off the new priministerial protection squad
Don’t look back mary if the wretches think they have something to riot about now, wait till we get another three yrs, that’s right “three more years” mary lol
Myopic leader reverts to historical Catholic campaign trail techniques, while giving his girlie a wee backhander.
And while Im there ill stick my head in the sand
Satan and his Mrs arise from the depths of hell, bringing fire and brimstone with them to quell the masses!
“Mary and I love to take in the lights and busy-ness of Lambton Quay on a Friday night. All this commerce just proves we’re doing the right thing. People love stable government.”
New Zealand the way you want it…
(Former National Party ad)
I think the Bright Future’s behind us.
… ‘ they didn’t realize it just then , but that the howling mob some several hundred meters back from where they stood had actually convinced riot squad police that the real criminals they were after were standing for a photo shot directly behind them…’
riots break out in wellington – after bill english is elected to his third term as prime minister..
Caption,
This is what happens with poor governance.
An old skeleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9Q006BnrI
Just keep smiling. We can tell them it’s pizza night in Dipton.
Better ask somebody