Political Caption Competition


Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
mr and mrs dipton showing off the new priministerial protection squad
Don’t look back mary if the wretches think they have something to riot about now, wait till we get another three yrs, that’s right “three more years” mary lol
Myopic leader reverts to historical Catholic campaign trail techniques, while giving his girlie a wee backhander.
And while Im there ill stick my head in the sand
Satan and his Mrs arise from the depths of hell, bringing fire and brimstone with them to quell the masses!
“Mary and I love to take in the lights and busy-ness of Lambton Quay on a Friday night. All this commerce just proves we’re doing the right thing. People love stable government.”
New Zealand the way you want it…
(Former National Party ad)
I think the Bright Future’s behind us.
… ‘ they didn’t realize it just then , but that the howling mob some several hundred meters back from where they stood had actually convinced riot squad police that the real criminals they were after were standing for a photo shot directly behind them…’
riots break out in wellington – after bill english is elected to his third term as prime minister..
Caption,
This is what happens with poor governance.
An old skeleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9Q006BnrI
Just keep smiling. We can tell them it’s pizza night in Dipton.
Better ask somebody