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Never a truer word said!
The boss looks really pissed off about me wearing the wrong colour tie.
I hope he lets me stay on the team.
“You got rid of “the little creep” – now finish the job.”
Give give me control of the media and I care not who makes its laws.
I’ve got your back Welldone. Oops sorry, how embarrassing, I’ve known you for soooo long and I’ve mispelt your name. Oh well you can blame my lawyer for that!
Thumbs up Bert 🙂
“For anyone to suggest I axed John Campbell ‘cos I didn’t like him is outrageous! Some of my best friends are called John….”
Aide desperately restrains Key’s right hand from reaching out to stroke Feldon’s hair.
if it looks like a back, sounds like a back and moves like a back, where’s my knive
“Give me control of the nations media and I care not who makes its laws”
– The smiling assassin.
What price ‘a hit man’?
How close is your hatchet John?