Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Artificial Intelligence in the media … screen twat screws out eyeball revealing void inside cranium, short circuiting hair in the process.
If your hair is longer than this, John is compelled to stroke it. Mmmmm.
” This is how much poor people can expect from the National party for the foreseeable future” …
Happy days.
“Well, given his dick is only this big, it was no problem at all for me to blow John Key on a weekly basis.”
I remember when my ego was only this big
Hey I know i’m a big dick.
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Not one of my friends will watch / listen to this mindless idiot or follow a station / channel that uses him.
Principles advertisers would steer clear of his toxic associations.
It got bigger by this much…