Political Caption Competition


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Police arresting the Statue of Liberty – this is Trump’s Amerika
OK Toddles, you are quite safe under the armour. No one will recognise you, so you can go out and about in public now and not call attention to yourself.
Bill: “Geez John, what the hell’s going on here?”
John: “She says wearing this is the only way she’ll feel safe whilst working for me.
But Bill, the thought of those long flowing locks under the helmet…….so distracting……… it’s enough to make a man quit his job”.