Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, a business journalist, a former NZFirst and National MP, the co-Leader of the Māori Party, a Māori broadcaster,…

Pastors Gather Around Giant Trump Statue The controversy erupted after evangelical leaders assembled at Trump National Doral Miami for the…

Hey everyone, Alt-Right Billionaire Jim Grenon’s media mouthpiece, the NZ Herald, has proclaimed the political right shall win the election…

We on the Left have allowed Identity Politics to become such a dominant narrative that there is no oxygen or…

Mariameno Kapa-Kingi leaves Te Pāti Māori, starts new party Mariameno Kapa-Kingi is leaving Te Pāti Māori to start her own…

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy
Pee Wee Trump rides out…
Leader of the Free World
Air Force 1
Take it for a run
Sold Saudis arms
Did not grease palms
Promised to settle
Israeli / Palestinian battle
Checked hole in Wall
Did not hear any Wail
Others walked in Sicily
Golf cart carries gently
Pushed to front through jam
Must be known who I am
Wrestled Macron to the floor
He’s barely in the door
Lives in Palace splendour
Needs Trump Tower tour
Pulled US from Agreement
Without any lament
US will go it alone
Won’t throw any bone
We’re alright mate
We know how to hate
Needed a job
Earn a few bob
Enough to nourish
Sign with flourish
Clap my hands
Hear the bands
It is so hard
Be immortalised by Bard
Back to Golf estates
When I pay the rates
Not yet six feet under
Ride in Golf trundler
Need to cut the lawn
Landscape is forlorn
Fees are too high
People pass by
Shortage of water soon
According to the moon
Pittsburgh voted for Hillary
Though tried my best to pillory
Got there in the end
Though wires did bend
Make Golf Great Again
Not yet will I be slain
Orange and red
Even in bed
Will keep my cap
Until I get the rap