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NZ First Conference

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Make America Great Again
The oft repeated refrain
Would seem to be
Back to past century
Pick and Shovel the coal
Underground like a mole
As the canaries thrive
Miners will emerge alive.
A trade deal with US
For NZ useless
Don’t want NZ produce
Just dump US juice
Put Americans First
Satisfy their thirst
And regular repast
Means leave NZ last