Political Caption Competition

Why aren’t all these old people out working?

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
No surprises as recent study finds almost quarter of elderly malnourished.
Harley Quine after the Joker
“Busy Doin’ Nothing”
We’re busy doin’ nothing,
Working the whole day through.
Trying to find lots of things not to do.
We’re busy going nowhere,
Isn’t it just a crime?
We’d better make it snappy,
There’s another hill to climb.
We’d like to be unhappy,
But we never do have the time.
– Vaughn Monroe Lyrics
Those tax cuts came in fast are you retired now?
Paula to her elderly table guests;
“How can you oldies chew now since we took away your “emergency” dental subsidies and w your teeth are rotten?”
Food services agreement you bitch
‘Misunderstanding’ sees MP imprisoned. Judith Collins unavailable for comment…
(Oldies all singing)…
“We’ve been dazed and confused for so long it ain’t true,
Wanted a leader, never bargained for you,
Lotsa people talk and few of ’em know
Soul of our Paula was created below…”
Paula’s just read the UK Conservative’s social policy. Dementia tax on it’s way with the National party (under another name of course, such as “Responsible Healthcare’.!