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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
You’re fired! A hand shake will seal the deal …
The concerns of other boards are none of our business
Five foot two, eyes of blue
Would like to
Reach and hug
Like a slug
Meets six foot eight
Shoots ’em straight
Eyes above
Ain’t no love
Whoa there buddy
Not for ‘cuddy’
Hardly a treasure
Have your measure
Won’t lay off Flynn
Will never sin
Asked for loyalty
Whoa no royalty
Wrapped in gold
But getting old
Past use-by date
Politics of hate
With orange thatch
Met your match
Just say Hi
To guy from FBI