Political Caption Competition



Never forget that for most of his press conference, the Prime Minister was justifying carpet bombing for Christ

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Build The Nation’s Richard McIntosh says electricity is a defining issue of General Election 2026. “New Zealand’s electricity market symbolises…

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Today, animal advocacy organisation Animals Aotearoa has launched a provocative ad in Wellington directly targeting Prime Minister Christopher Luxon over…
You’re fired! A hand shake will seal the deal …
The concerns of other boards are none of our business
Five foot two, eyes of blue
Would like to
Reach and hug
Like a slug
Meets six foot eight
Shoots ’em straight
Eyes above
Ain’t no love
Whoa there buddy
Not for ‘cuddy’
Hardly a treasure
Have your measure
Won’t lay off Flynn
Will never sin
Asked for loyalty
Whoa no royalty
Wrapped in gold
But getting old
Past use-by date
Politics of hate
With orange thatch
Met your match
Just say Hi
To guy from FBI