Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party and…

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

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We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
You’re fired! A hand shake will seal the deal …
The concerns of other boards are none of our business
Five foot two, eyes of blue
Would like to
Reach and hug
Like a slug
Meets six foot eight
Shoots ’em straight
Eyes above
Ain’t no love
Whoa there buddy
Not for ‘cuddy’
Hardly a treasure
Have your measure
Won’t lay off Flynn
Will never sin
Asked for loyalty
Whoa no royalty
Wrapped in gold
But getting old
Past use-by date
Politics of hate
With orange thatch
Met your match
Just say Hi
To guy from FBI