Political Caption Competition


🎉 HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY TO THE BRADBURY GROUP 🎉 A Marxist, a climate activist, a Professor, a militant cyclist, the…
$37m drained from benefits to debt collectors in grim vortex Thousands of welfare recipients, whose payments are docked by private…

Wow, the Dumb Lives Matter Parliament Lawn Protest movement has mutated into Dumb Cars Matter petrol protests… Protest in Auckland’s…

The cruelty of this Government is disgusting… Government to overturn court decision recognising family carers as employees The Disability Minister…

If we are all in on nationalising BNZ to merge with KiwiBank and become the Bank for the Government for…

Finance minister hints at government department amalgamation plans The finance minister is set to reveal proposals to reduce the number…
You’re fired! A hand shake will seal the deal …
The concerns of other boards are none of our business
Five foot two, eyes of blue
Would like to
Reach and hug
Like a slug
Meets six foot eight
Shoots ’em straight
Eyes above
Ain’t no love
Whoa there buddy
Not for ‘cuddy’
Hardly a treasure
Have your measure
Won’t lay off Flynn
Will never sin
Asked for loyalty
Whoa no royalty
Wrapped in gold
But getting old
Past use-by date
Politics of hate
With orange thatch
Met your match
Just say Hi
To guy from FBI