Political Caption Competition


If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
Micheal Woodhouse: My god if they believe that they’re dumber than I thought, listen to the master he really is good at this , that’s our boy johnny, when I grow up i’m gonna be jus like him…….
There are three men in the picture. One is telling porkies, One is thinking porkies, the other well you know…………
Journalists Happy to Interview Life-size Cardboard Cutout of Key. “We’re used to taking the crap he spouts and spinning it into the the finely crafted propaganda the Hobbits lap up on a daily basis. So why bother interviewing the “real McCoy”, when we can do the job just as efficiently without him”, they gloated.
“I have brought my trick the Woodlouse along with me, so I can get him to answer any thorny questions which might implicate me in any dodgy deals, giving the impression I’m deceitful and corrupt. You know, just as I do in the House!”
And thats Mike over there. The boy with the far away eyes!!
National leader pleads for puppeteers who can make his favourite back-up boy appear more life-like.