Political Caption Competition


FACT OF THE DAY: The human heart has incredible stamina, beating around 100,000 times and pumping roughly 2,500 gallons (9,500…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
Micheal Woodhouse: My god if they believe that they’re dumber than I thought, listen to the master he really is good at this , that’s our boy johnny, when I grow up i’m gonna be jus like him…….
There are three men in the picture. One is telling porkies, One is thinking porkies, the other well you know…………
Journalists Happy to Interview Life-size Cardboard Cutout of Key. “We’re used to taking the crap he spouts and spinning it into the the finely crafted propaganda the Hobbits lap up on a daily basis. So why bother interviewing the “real McCoy”, when we can do the job just as efficiently without him”, they gloated.
“I have brought my trick the Woodlouse along with me, so I can get him to answer any thorny questions which might implicate me in any dodgy deals, giving the impression I’m deceitful and corrupt. You know, just as I do in the House!”
And thats Mike over there. The boy with the far away eyes!!
National leader pleads for puppeteers who can make his favourite back-up boy appear more life-like.