Political Caption Competition


The latest 1News Verian poll confirms what many on the Left feared: the Right bloc remains competitive and within striking…

As Winston Peters targets the Māori electorates, fractured protest unity may weaken resistance. Is Aotearoa facing a majoritarian reset?
Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
“Nadia – I used to work in Treasury so I’m even more useless at economics than I am at cooking.”
“Nadia – I really appreciate a fine, intelligent young woman like you taking the time to talk to the 2nd most boring man on the planet”
“Nadia – I’m an innovator too. I was thinking about your success and came up with “My Ford Bag” – specially prepared meals for people sleeping in cars. A growing market segment, price-sensitive of course but I reckon you could make a go of it. Tell me I’m brilliant.”
‘To hell with your standards Nadia. Chuck some tinned spaghetti over these bulls testicles and give them to my security’.
“Nadia – don’t be alarmed, but Gerry is with me on this visit”.
“Nadia – when you are rich enough I’ll let you join the National Party. Promise. Now what’s for dinner?”
“Nadia – you are a lovely exception to all the pretty useless young people I see. I say to them – go and dag sheep for $3/hour and the world’s your dumpster”
“OK Prime Minister – but is the delivery address Dipton or Karori?
Blinglish: “I’d just like to point out there really is no poverty in this country when an innovative company company like “My Food Bag” can feed a Kiwi family of four for the modest sum of $700 a week”