Political Caption Competition

9 Comments

1. Blinglish: “I’d just like to point out there really is no poverty in this country when an innovative company company like “My Food Bag” can feed a Kiwi family of four for the modest sum of $700 a week”

2. “OK Prime Minister – but is the delivery address Dipton or Karori?

3. “Nadia – you are a lovely exception to all the pretty useless young people I see. I say to them – go and dag sheep for $3/hour and the world’s your dumpster”

4. “Nadia – when you are rich enough I’ll let you join the National Party. Promise. Now what’s for dinner?”

5. “Nadia – don’t be alarmed, but Gerry is with me on this visit”.

6. ‘To hell with your standards Nadia. Chuck some tinned spaghetti over these bulls testicles and give them to my security’.

7. “Nadia – I’m an innovator too. I was thinking about your success and came up with “My Ford Bag” – specially prepared meals for people sleeping in cars. A growing market segment, price-sensitive of course but I reckon you could make a go of it. Tell me I’m brilliant.”

8. “Nadia – I really appreciate a fine, intelligent young woman like you taking the time to talk to the 2nd most boring man on the planet”

9. “Nadia – I used to work in Treasury so I’m even more useless at economics than I am at cooking.”

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