Political Caption Competition


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The growing influence of billionaire Jim Grenon over New Zealand media raises urgent questions about democracy, editorial independence and the role of culture war politics.

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New policing powers allowing surveillance and intelligence gathering raise urgent concerns about children’s rights, privacy and unchecked police authority in New Zealand.
Despot meets toss-pot.
Key: Oh really, you’ll take the lot? All of New Zealand! Great, will that be cash or charge?
“Relax Li! NZ’s foreign trust laws are never going to be changed on my watch. You and your corrupt Chinese Communist Party cronies will always have a safe haven to stash your family’s billions in illegal assets in little ol’ New Zealand…”
“That’s a nice a free trade agreement you got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to it because you mentioned the South China Sea dispute….”
“Don’t mention Tibet!”
Don Key: “Oh yes, we still have plenty of jobs, residential property and farmland for sale at bargain prices. Come and take whatever you like!”
“You put in a higher bid than the Americans. Congratulations on your purchase of New Zealand Premier Li.”
Shall we dance …. da da da? But to whose tune?
“Et tu Blue-tie”
OK,I’m happy, NZ sold, now lets shake on the deal.
ok then, I’m happy ,NZ sold,lets shake on the deal.
‘Hope the next kickback is as big . . . suckers’