Political Caption Competition

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Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?
Despot meets toss-pot.
Key: Oh really, you’ll take the lot? All of New Zealand! Great, will that be cash or charge?
“Relax Li! NZ’s foreign trust laws are never going to be changed on my watch. You and your corrupt Chinese Communist Party cronies will always have a safe haven to stash your family’s billions in illegal assets in little ol’ New Zealand…”
“That’s a nice a free trade agreement you got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to it because you mentioned the South China Sea dispute….”
“Don’t mention Tibet!”
Don Key: “Oh yes, we still have plenty of jobs, residential property and farmland for sale at bargain prices. Come and take whatever you like!”
“You put in a higher bid than the Americans. Congratulations on your purchase of New Zealand Premier Li.”
Shall we dance …. da da da? But to whose tune?
“Et tu Blue-tie”
OK,I’m happy, NZ sold, now lets shake on the deal.
ok then, I’m happy ,NZ sold,lets shake on the deal.
‘Hope the next kickback is as big . . . suckers’