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  1. And to think we have her type of RWNJ ilk in this parliament.

    She needs to be taken out at dawn and shot with a ball of her own shit.

    Or at least ,… with a ball of Bill English’s corporate farmers cowshit.

  2. English: Mr Speaker, there have been no flatulence issues with my spaghetti pizzas.

  3. “Mr Speaker, I must ask your indulgence with the Right Honourable Paula Bennett, but her belching is a result of some dicey yoghurt at Bellamy’s…”

  4. Bill shows off his new inflatable Paula Bennett doll.
    “Mr Speaker. I merely spoke 5 minutes of neoliberal gibberish from my old Treasury days into the mouthpiece and she was fully inflated . A bargain at $270k per annum.”

  5. Bill “Human Soporific” English drones on in his spirit-crushing monotone, as Paula Bennett attempts to rouse a comatose Jami Lee Ross by doing her enraged howler monkey impression.

  6. Unlike other witches, the mere presence of water was enough to melt Paula.

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